Reading a long ass post and finding out its not funny at the end
cinematic gold in 1993 and still cinematic gold in 2014
tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about